Welcome to Pimps ‘n Pros! These Terms & Conditions (“Terms”) apply to your access to and use of our website, products, and services. By placing an order or using our site, you agree to be bound by these Terms.

If you don’t agree — don’t use the site. Simple as that.

1. Who We Are

TwoBeesGaming
Sarasota, FL 34233
United States
Email: pimpsnpros@gmail.com

We create, sell, and ship Pimps ‘n Pros, a satirical adult card game. This is a product for grown-ups with a sense of humor. You’ve been warned.

2. Who Can Order

You must be 16 or older to purchase from this site. By placing an order, you confirm that you’re of legal age in your country to buy adult-themed games.

3. Product Information

We do our best to describe products accurately. Colors, sizing, and artwork may vary slightly due to printing or production. What you see is what you (mostly) get.

4. Pricing & Payments

All prices are listed in [USD or insert your store currency]. Payment must be made in full at checkout using our accepted payment methods (e.g. Stripe, PayPal, etc.).

We reserve the right to change prices at any time without notice, but what you see in your cart at checkout is what you’ll pay.

5. Shipping & Delivery

We ship worldwide — unless your country bans content like ours.

Shipping times vary based on location. Delivery estimates are just that: estimates. Once the package leaves our hands, we’re not responsible for delays caused by postal services, customs, or flying pigs.

6. Refunds & Returns

We don’t offer refunds for:

Buyer’s remorse

“My grandma saw it and freaked out”

Opened or used games

If your product arrives damaged, incomplete, or doesn’t show up at all, contact us within 14 days and we’ll make it right. We’ll request proof (e.g. a photo), and if approved, we’ll replace or refund it.

7. Intellectual Property

Everything on this site — from the cards to the logo to the badass illustrations — belongs to Pimps ‘n Pros and/or its creators. You can’t copy, sell, remix, or repost our content without permission.

8. Acceptable Use

Don’t use our site to do anything shady, illegal, or disrespectful. That includes:

Fraud

Hacking

Harassment

Bot scraping or stealing content

Reselling without permission

Violation of this policy can result in being banned and blocked.

9. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent allowed by law, we are not liable for:

Any indirect, incidental, or special damages

Delays or losses caused by third-party carriers

Your personal interpretation of adult humor

Any misuse of the game

Use our products responsibly and at your own risk.

10. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Florida, USA, without regard to conflict of laws principles. If there’s a dispute, we’ll try to handle it like adults — but if it goes legal, it’ll happen in Florida courts.

11. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. If we do, we’ll update the date at the top. Keep an eye out — your continued use of the site means you accept the new Terms.

12. Contact

Got a problem? A question? Email: pimpsnpros@gmail.com