1. Adult Content Warning
Pimps ‘n Pros is a satirical card game designed for adults 16 and older. It contains dark humor, adult themes, and content that some people may find offensive. If you are easily offended or under the age of 16, this product is not for you.

By purchasing or playing Pimps ‘n Pros, you acknowledge that you understand and accept the nature of its content.

2. Satire & Parody Notice
This game is a work of fiction. All characters, scenarios, and terminology are satirical and exaggerated for entertainment purposes only. No real individuals, professions, or communities are being targeted, defamed, or represented literally.

We poke fun at everyone — and that includes ourselves.

3. No Professional Advice
Nothing in this game, on our website, or in our materials should be taken as legal, financial, medical, relationship, or lifestyle advice. It’s a party game — not a life coach.

4. Use at Your Own Risk
We are not liable for any personal, social, or emotional consequences that result from playing this game (including but not limited to awkward family dinners, canceled friendships, or offended neighbors).

Play responsibly. Laugh freely. Don’t be a jerk.

5. International Use & Compliance
If you’re purchasing this game outside the United States, it’s your responsibility to know whether this type of content is allowed in your country. We are not liable for any issues related to customs, censorship, or local content restrictions.