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Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of game is Pimps ‘n Pros?
Pimps ‘n Pros is a fast-paced, strategic adult card game where players hustle for cash, sabotage their friends, and dodge outrageous obstacles. It’s packed with dark humor, backstabbing moves, and high-stakes chaos… definitely not for the easily offended!
How many players can play?
Up to 6 players can join in on the madness.
How long does a game take?
A full game takes around 30-45 minutes, depending on how much trash-talking, plotting, and betrayal goes down.
Is this game like Cards Against Humanity?
Not exactly! While it has dark humor and adult themes, Pimps ‘n Pros is more of a strategy-based card game where you’re actively playing against your opponents, hustling for cash, and blocking their every move.
Is this suitable for a family game night?
Uh… not really. Unless your family is as crazy as ours, in which case, go for it. Just be ready for backstabbing, sabotage, and some highly questionable decisions. If family game night usually ends in yelling and betrayal anyway, this will fit right in. But hey, don’t say we didn’t warn you!
Does the game contain nudity or anything offensive?
We keep it dirty… but not that kind of dirty. It’s an adult game with plenty of risky humor, but nothing too wild. No nudity, no nonsense—just pure, unfiltered adult humor, street-smart strategy, and equal opportunity chaos!
Will there be Pimps ‘n Pros merch?
Good question! Right now, we’re focused on getting the game into your hands on time and in all its glory. But… who knows? If we come up with something, or if you have a good idea you’d like to share with us, maybe we’ll add something to the chaos.
Will the game only be available in English?
Yes, the cards in Pimps ‘n Pros isin English. However, we’ve got you covered… downloadable versions of the instruction booklet is available in various languages on the main page of this site. So even if English isn’t your first language, you’ll still be able to play the game with ease!

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Coming out this fall!

It’s the only card game you never knew you needed but are so glad you finally found. It’s got Pimps, Ladies of the Night, Babies (don’t ask), the Judge, Cops, the Mafia, a Thief, loads of Cash, Payoffs, STD’s (yep, those too), and Mischa the cat… because every game needs a cat, right? It’s part strategy, part mayhem, and 100% guaranteed to make you laugh, cringe, and question your life choices. So, shuffle up, deal the cards, let the chaos begin!